*shh* You Didn't Read This, It Never Happened! *SHH*
*SCREAMS*
*pulls hoodie over head in shame and embarrassment*
*hangs head even further [if possible] and admits*
I AM ON THE STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN SITE!!!!!!!!!!
Awf, I can no longer live with myself!! This is awful, I can't believe I am doing this!
Well, I am listening to Mae and let's just say, "this time is the last time."
Well, while I'm here, I might as well do the dirty work so I can hurry up and make my getaway. So- *runs eyes down the tour dates* Ahh phew he isn't even coming to Ohio, so I have a good excuse to.......to......well........ to what? Oh darn it! He's coming to Dayton! Man, that is not even far away! Dayton. Crap. On December 4th. *moans* Oh no. What to do? At the Ervin J. Nutter Center at..... Wright State University? Never heard of it. Nutter, eh? How wretchedly, hideously ironic! *pukes* I can't believe I am doing this. (<--- said in tone of utter disgust) I am clicking on the "BUY NOW" link, as my face has now turned a deep shade of scarlet, it can't get much more red. Not to buy them, silly! To see how much they cost........and stuff.
Holy cow! He's freaking asking freaking 35 bucks! The nerve! Oh my word that guy has some nerve. That's ridiculous. That's sick. I am not paying 35 bucks to see freaking Steven Curtis Chapman, Chris Tomlin, and Casting Crowns. And no York-brand pleading brown eyes can ever convince me otherwise. I am dead serious. Hmpf. So there.
*coughs and scratches head, looks away and tries to appear busy*
Well, in any case......
[Save yourself
Because the only thing that matters is that you get away
You can exit out the back and make your getaway
Before anyone can see
This time is the last time
So leave here, leave here now]
*laughs really hard in spite of herself* Oh the perfectness of Mae. Always up to fit the song to the situation. This time is so the last time. I will never go back to StevenCurtisChapman.com EVER again, I promise. Vvv. *shudder*
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In case anyone feels like commenting on this post, tell me, does the attitude of it tell you something else?
*pulls hoodie over head in shame and embarrassment*
*hangs head even further [if possible] and admits*
I AM ON THE STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN SITE!!!!!!!!!!
Awf, I can no longer live with myself!! This is awful, I can't believe I am doing this!
Well, I am listening to Mae and let's just say, "this time is the last time."
Well, while I'm here, I might as well do the dirty work so I can hurry up and make my getaway. So- *runs eyes down the tour dates* Ahh phew he isn't even coming to Ohio, so I have a good excuse to.......to......well........ to what? Oh darn it! He's coming to Dayton! Man, that is not even far away! Dayton. Crap. On December 4th. *moans* Oh no. What to do? At the Ervin J. Nutter Center at..... Wright State University? Never heard of it. Nutter, eh? How wretchedly, hideously ironic! *pukes* I can't believe I am doing this. (<--- said in tone of utter disgust) I am clicking on the "BUY NOW" link, as my face has now turned a deep shade of scarlet, it can't get much more red. Not to buy them, silly! To see how much they cost........and stuff.
Holy cow! He's freaking asking freaking 35 bucks! The nerve! Oh my word that guy has some nerve. That's ridiculous. That's sick. I am not paying 35 bucks to see freaking Steven Curtis Chapman, Chris Tomlin, and Casting Crowns. And no York-brand pleading brown eyes can ever convince me otherwise. I am dead serious. Hmpf. So there.
*coughs and scratches head, looks away and tries to appear busy*
Well, in any case......
[Save yourself
Because the only thing that matters is that you get away
You can exit out the back and make your getaway
Before anyone can see
This time is the last time
So leave here, leave here now]
*laughs really hard in spite of herself* Oh the perfectness of Mae. Always up to fit the song to the situation. This time is so the last time. I will never go back to StevenCurtisChapman.com EVER again, I promise. Vvv. *shudder*
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In case anyone feels like commenting on this post, tell me, does the attitude of it tell you something else?


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