Rant Board 1: PWTs
Eww, girls who like the Plain White Ts just make me want to vomit. All over their little smiling giggly faces. Yes, I understand that I too am a girl and I too like the PWTs. But, thank you very much, I am not like that. Not the squeaky, squealy, "Ooh-I-kissed-Tom-it-was-so-fun!" type. At all. Let's back up a little. Why do they all take so much delight in kissing someone like Tom? With *clears throat* "experience" like his I'm sure he's a very good kisser, but please.... Tom? Can't we find someone a little less "I-have-no-self-esteem-and-this-is-how-I-make-me-feel-good-about-myself-by-getting-all-touchy-with-WAY-too-many-girls-that-I-don't-know" (and someone a little less ugly, no offense kiddo) to make out with in public? You don't even know him! I know we all feel like we know our bands, but 9 times out of 10, when it really comes down to it, we don't. And if you are kissing Tom that means you are just as bad as him and have no sense of self-worth at all, if you feel the need to think, "Hey, Tom likes me therefore there must be something good and worth loving about me!" Not to smash your "I am worth something" bubble (btw, you need to go to Jesus for that anyway, not Tom or anybody else), let me clue you in on something honey:
TOM LIKES EVERYONE!
If you are female, he likes you and he will kiss you. He doesn't care if you are blonde or brunette or any combination of colors, he doesn't care if you're punk or prep, he doesn't care if you're a midget or waaay taller than him, he doesn't even care whether you are the president of "Commit To Be Fat" or the president of "Anorexic Queen" for heaven's sake, he just wants to touch you! *aggravated sigh* Can we please all grow up a little and stop acting like a bunch of 13 year old girls meeting Justin Timberlake? Honestly, Tom needs some serious help, and you letting him put his hands all over you is NOT helping!
Phew. Now that I got that off my chest, I'm gonna go slink away and listen to some "Please Don't Do This"....... Thank you for your time.
Phew. Now that I got that off my chest, I'm gonna go slink away and listen to some "Please Don't Do This"....... Thank you for your time.
posted by Angela at 6:29 PM
2 Comments:
Let me just say - "Amen, sista!" Tom likes everyone ... red and yellow, black and white - they're all hot in Tom's sight. You just have to know that. Observe him for 3 minutes and you will agree, if you have any depth at all. But then again if you are going to Tom to boost your dwindling ego, then you probably won't notice or won't care. Cuz if you are going to Tom to feel "special" ... well, you are dumb, but you also probably don't care that he has kissed 500 other girls (and that's just on this tour so far) and hugged 1000 and tried to hit on 100,000. Let me say this : If you kiss Tom, you have no self respect and are very, vert desperate. Anybody could kiss Tom, for Pete's sake. ANYbody. I'm not kidding. Trust me... Wait, I didn't mean that like I've kissed Tom. I HAVE NOT. I WILL NOT. EVER. Eat that, Thomas J. Higgenson. You just got rejected. Oh, I shouldn't say that because I am praying for Tom, because I know how low his self esteem must be and he needs Jesus bad. I'm sorry Tom, but you just gotta shape up. You'll never "marry [your] girlfriend and fall in love all over again" at this rate. I now declare this Tom Kiss-a-Thon OVER.
You're so goofy- "Reject! Haha! Oh wait, you need Jesus!" That 'Tom Love The Little Girls' song you made up is so hilarious! And so true!!! Sadly.
Me and Bethany were singing 'My Only One' only we improved it, and made it more accurate-- "Oh please don't go I need you. I'll please you not mislead you, if you would be my only twelve......hundred!" haha! What do you think?
Tom Kiss-a-Thon? Eww! *runs away screaming* :P
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