My Sister Is Funny. So Is Elaine. Especially When She's On Muscle Relaxants. Elaine, Not Crystal. But I Bet Crystal Would Be Funny On Relaxants, Too.

That was a great notice about the Wonderful Guy Contest. I read it aloud and laughed. Why do we even bother to find out people's real names? We never call them that. We just re-name them and completely forget their legally given name ever existed. We even have most of the people around us innocently convinced that the lead singer of The Academy Is named Julian, and that the lead singer for The Matches' name is Adrian. Then there's Bobby. I am always -this- close to calling him Bobby to his face every time, that's how much it's ingrained upon my brain that his name really is Bobby. Ben has not existed for years.

How did Bobby get in the same category as Julian and Adrian? Oh, not his real name. Right.

Ok, so I have this bit start to a story that I cannot figure out what to do with. It's been sitting in my Documents bank for over 3 months and I can't come up with a good way to continue it. I'm not even sure where I want it to go. It sort of goes like this:
Boy likes girl. (Original, huh?) Or at least has stalked her to her school for some reason.
Girl is cool.
Girl is too cool to fall in love with Boy.
Although Boy is cool, too.
But that would ruin my fantastic start to the story and turn it into some sappy-crappy-crap. (Great word, I know.)

It's lack of plot and progress is starting to really annoy me. I'd scrap it, but it's really good! Not to sound arrogant or anything.... Every time I read it I go, "Wow! This is great! Was it really me who wrote this?" Ok, so it's not actually that good, but I'm rather proud of it. I think my girl is stinking cool. She reminds me of Eryn Smith. Which is why her name is Eryn. Now I just don't know what to do with her. ::cries::

I can link you if you promise not to freak out cause my girl swears.

ANBERLIN'S SOPH-O-MORE ALBUM COMES OUT TOMORROW so everyone go and buy it! Like Crystal! Who I am making buy it first (not that she had a problem with that) and tell me whether or not the rest of the album sounds exactly like the first one. Mwa ha ha ha ha. P.S. They are the Featured Artist on PureVolume hoy. Yay! Cheers and applause all around. Jimmy was never in the band.

This post wins the Longest Title Ever award. I also wrote it in a kooky mood, canst thou tell? Of course you can.

So I shall leave you with this last piece of advice. 24'S ON TONIGHT! WATCH IT!