"Tina, You Fat Lard..."

Everyone should go check out the Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard. It is way too much fun even if you have not seen the movie yet. (Which you should.) If it doesn't work, refresh and try again. I recommend "Tina! Come get some ham!" and "I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP!" for starters.

Well, what are you waiting for? Why are you still here? Go, go, go!