Quotes From Tess's House!

-"Oh! Is that the one with the girl under the bed?!"
-"No. It's the one about my academics."

"I wouldn't be standin' in this line if the Reverend didn't want his chili dog. But the Reverend wants a chili dog, and by golly, the Reverend will get his chili dog!"

::nun with balloon hat!::

"How can I be African if you can't tie a knot?!"

"So if I'm ever pregnant in Africa, I'll know just what to wear."

"You're the woman. You're the woh-man."